Okkay my one & only faithful reader Lololi! Me’s back with a little more of Rob & his stale, stinging news!! I hope one day we can have an entire page dedicated to the ‘Hall of Shame’!! After I fired Robert from my love/crush list for good, I’ve been wondering why the hell did I get into those Haga series in the first place, aside from the obvious reason: you guys. And why is it that all of us at that time went crazy over it, even Nayma, who too lazy to ever finish reading a story book!! And why is it, that now all of us regret wasting our time & money on those shits? And me has finally reached a conclusion. Those Haga series are NOT a work of artistic literature in any way. They’re just a load of shit put together with an illusion of magical love by adding the worst vampire character on history in the form of Maigga Edward Cullen. And why did we waste our time, money & energy on it? Why did we fall into the traps set by that talented bitch Stephenie Meyer? Simple, coz those Hagas are mainly targeted towards immature teenagers who are too slow to realize ridiculously pathetic the story is, like the author herself and those shameless sex-crazed bored out of shit American housewives who have no self respect & are ready to strip down any moment at the sight of Robert/.Edward & Jacob/Taylor!! And yes, we were still immature at that time & to make amends for that lapse of judgment we should bash Rob more & more and make our Hall Of Shame grander. I’m taking this up as a project from now on. WOOH!! My/our first ever Tiumiutush project!! Me feels so proud & excited!! Anyways, recently a pathetic Twimom representative interviewed the director of Breaking Dawn. And this part literally made me cringe in disgust :
Q: With the birth, like you talked about, it’s a violent birth, and the impending fight with the Volturi, then the honeymoon and the sex scenes. Knowing all those aspects, did you find it hard to balance the boundry between PG-13 and R? Did you sort of go to R and cut back? How did you approach that?
Bill: You know, I think it’s a good challenge because the thing that makes something R is literally showing it and if you give yourself that rule: I’m not gonna show, it’s not going to be frontal nudity, no one wants that, that is not appropriate here, but they are going to have intense love making scenes.(Kate: :-D Bill, I think I love you) Or we’re not going to, again, show splattering blood against the walls, but it’s gonna be very visceral. It actually becomes a fun challenge to make sure you feel like you have the same experience without having to watch something clinical. I think it makes it better. There are great romantic scenes in PG-13 movies, you know?
Are you feeling repulsed? Yup, me thought so. Next time, I’ll be back with more juicy & dirty news with ‘Hall Of Shame#4’. Keep an eye out for it.
Q: With the birth, like you talked about, it’s a violent birth, and the impending fight with the Volturi, then the honeymoon and the sex scenes. Knowing all those aspects, did you find it hard to balance the boundry between PG-13 and R? Did you sort of go to R and cut back? How did you approach that?
Bill: You know, I think it’s a good challenge because the thing that makes something R is literally showing it and if you give yourself that rule: I’m not gonna show, it’s not going to be frontal nudity, no one wants that, that is not appropriate here, but they are going to have intense love making scenes.(Kate: :-D Bill, I think I love you) Or we’re not going to, again, show splattering blood against the walls, but it’s gonna be very visceral. It actually becomes a fun challenge to make sure you feel like you have the same experience without having to watch something clinical. I think it makes it better. There are great romantic scenes in PG-13 movies, you know?
Are you feeling repulsed? Yup, me thought so. Next time, I’ll be back with more juicy & dirty news with ‘Hall Of Shame#4’. Keep an eye out for it.