Okay, I thought I was done blogging for the day but after watching and realizing so many things this morning, me had to say something. I'd been thinking for the past few days how I'm totally detacthed from the western music world right now. So I decided to take a shortcut trip through Youtube. So here's the list of all the videos I've watched this morning: 1]Beyonce Knowles-Run the world, 2]Justin Bieber-One less lonely girl (old), 3]Britney Spears-Till the world ends, 4]Rihana-What's my name, 5]Keisha-Blow, 6]Jenifer Lopez-On the floor, 7]Rebecca Black-Friday, 8]Justin Timberlake-Ayo Technology(old). And I have to say, each & every one of them was SICK to the highest piont!!! Okay, JB's song was not sick, but tacky enough to make me throw up. but the rest were so disguisting & repulsive that I'm pretty sure I've been mentally/emotionally scarred for the rest of my innocent life!!! Let's start with number 1. All beyonce did was shake her big fat ass here & there dressed in wierd costumes like Lady Gaga(thank god I stopped myself from watching any of her videos or else I would've been traumatized for sure!!) and shout the word "MotherF***" every 5 seconds. Some music,huh! Okay,now number 2. Like I've said before, major corny & tacky and the word that comes to my mind is-'Echre paka'. No more comments. Number 3-It was sorta like 'I'ma slave for you' music video with sweaty dirty people dancing together & licking each other for no reason. Britney wore an orange costume/suit in some parts which was hideous!! And I tatally didn't get why she climbed out of a manhole in the end. Number 4-The song was good, but the video wasn't. First they showed Drake in a store byuing something. Then Rihana came in with super messy red kaetkaeta hair wearing a dress with bizarre design. Then she smiled at him and walked over to a vending machine. Drake followed her and then they started holding each other the way they do in most music videos for god know why??? Do people just do this kind of stuff with strangers now?? Hmm…I guess they do in USA. Anyways, apart from this part the rest of the scenes were alright, sort of. At least no lesbian hugs like in ‘Te Amo’. Number 5-Sick!! SICK BITCH!!! That’s what I have to say about that son of a bitch asshole who thinks she can sing and thinks she’s SO hot when she sings with abnormal lyrics with no emotion at all. Well I’ve got news for you BITCH!!!!!!! You’re a SLUT!!!!!!!!!! And that shit you call ‘Music’ is worse than the sound of my toilet flushing!!!!!!! There were people with unicorn heads, and Keisha kissed those heads or something, made out with a guy and then killed him. Number 6-No comments. I just never saw the full video so I watched it. Number 7-I thought I’d get to see something new or fresh coz I’d read somewhere that this Rebecca Black’s now being called the new (girl) Justin Bieber. Well, if Justin Bieber can’t sing great, then Rebecca Black can’t sing at all!!! OMG what a horrible video that was!! I’d rather listen to auto tuned Kpop all day, which I actually do btw, than this load of crap!! Number 8-Biggest mistake of my life!!!!! A few years ago I downloaded the audio. I was young and dumb so didn’t bother checking out the video or the lyrics. But now that I did, I wanna kick my youger self to death & feel like taking a bath in Ganga Jal until that ‘Paap’ washes off!!!!!!! BOOO Justin Timberlake!! BOOO!!!!!! I feel sad for my sis who’s still hung up on these things & finds it even ‘cool’!! I don’t think anyone who believes in Allah and has a tiny bit of sanity left in herself should/would ever go back to that world. That world is for wackos who have no sense of morality & full/good sense of nudity. Anyways, on my trip down the memory lane I stumbled upon a show called ‘WhatTheBuckShow’. The host was some weird guy who bashed every Hollywood celebrity and although he was a little irritating at first, it was absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Anyways, I visited Robsessed after a long time. He’s shooting some movie called cospolis or something with the boring 80’s look. And also found some pictures from MTV Movie Awards. WOW!!!! He looked as gross as ever!! And people were swooning<gasp> over those pics!! EWWWW!!!!!!!! I’ll just save you the trouble Lololi. Just take a look below:
My dad told me this morning that he wants me to talk to some dude about KHU. I thought he was talking about his colleague. So when he called me was ready to talk to some unknown uncle. But I was like 'What the..!!!' That colleague passed the reciever to his Korean friend who's a businessman!!!!! OMG!!! I was so NOT ready for that!! Coz when he said that I needed to talk to his 'friend' who's from Korea, I thought he meant his BD friend who 'lives' in korea or something. But when I heard his accent me was pretty much paralyzed with shock!! But I managed to recover. He said that KHU is an internationally famous university. & amar boobs tokhon seriously fete jachhilo with pride!! ♥♥KHU♥♥ Anyways,even he agrees with me that I should do my language course there. He also said that the courses here in this joghonno country are for labours!! BOO BD BOOO!!!!!!! Anyways, my mom & I talked afterwards & she was complaining about pu giving away our flats to my cousins for free & how she wants us to 'step up' to him for what we want/deserve. I told her that I got it all planned out. First I'm gonna wait & see what he does with the whole KHU issue. And if he ruins it for me,he's gonna get some serious payback from me in the future!!!! I'll taunt him so much that he'll be sorry that he ever dared to double-cross+cheat us!!!!!!!! Yeah, you better watch out old man!! You can't buy me with laptop or ipad!!! I really hope it works out in the end. I REALLY REALLY want it to. Coz if that happens, I'll be able to count that Korean dude(Uncle) as 'someone I know' from Korea!! To remind everyone again why I wanna be there so bad, here's my dream destination: